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The Avengers

hell00ss:

lostwiginity:

A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.

They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.

Holy crap

lacesplace:

zistonian-battle-sign:

itsatriplemurderjawn:

buttsexsubtext:

Dear God

stark naked

did u just

always reblog

lacesplace:

zistonian-battle-sign:

itsatriplemurderjawn:

buttsexsubtext:

Dear God

stark naked

did u just

always reblog

(Source: gagegoslowly)

  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』
  • 1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
  • 2. Are you tall or short?
  • 3. What’s your favorite color?
  • 4. What do you love about yourself?
  • 5. What’s your greatest flaw?
  • 6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
  • 7. What are you really, really good at?
  • 8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?
  • 9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?
  • 10. How do you spend your free time?
  • 11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
  • 12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
  • 13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
  • 14. Favorite game?
  • 15. What color is your hair?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』
  • 16. Do you believe in god?
  • 17. Is men’s rights a thing?
  • 18. Does love really exist?
  • 19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
  • 20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
  • 21. How do you feel about the school system?
  • 22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
  • 23. What is art?
  • 24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
  • 25. What happens after we die?
  • 26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar 27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?
  • 28. Is there good in everyone?
  • 29. Does apathy really exist?
  • 29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
  • 30. How do you feel about society, the vague “they” blamed for everything?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』
  • 31. What gender do you prefer?
  • 32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
  • 33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
  • 34. Favorite hair color?
  • 35. Favorite eye color?
  • 36. Ideal height?
  • 37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  • 38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  • 39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
  • 40. Could you fall in love online?
  • 41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
  • 42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
  • 43. Could you forgive a cheater?
  • 44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
  • 45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?

doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

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Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

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Bet you didn't expect an ask for this, tehehe! RNG, courtesy of my friends in the labs! :P 13 14 22 32 44 67

….not from you
Livvy yeah, I expected it
but you? nope!
and I’m gonna make this organized woot!

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
~~~~~~~~FUCK YEAH
14. Do you have any kinks?
~~~~~~~~Yes, does that mean I’m gonna write them out without prompting? No
22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?
~~~~~~~~Uhh read in the bath i guess?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
~~~~~~~~Back
44. How big are your breasts?
~~~~~~~~Idk… smallish?
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
~~~~~~~~No, and No

I hope this fufills your curiosity

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

(Source: awildswan)

cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.
that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.
I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!
Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.



#gonna need obamacare to afford treatment for that burn jackass

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE